Thanks for stopping by

KgMRJWhether you’re a guy or a girl, young or old, came for a laugh, a cry, a little inspiration, or some education on what you have to look forward, you’re welcome just the same.

You’re probably asking yourself, why in god’s name is this blog called The V Word . I’m glad you asked…

So I was away on vacation, on a beautiful little, and very remote island, when I wound up in emergency surgery. Two days later I was on my deathbed as my body started to break down. I lost 20 pounds (much of this included my breasts and my ass) and then my hair began to fall out along with an assortment of other horrific things. Just about everything that I thought made me a woman was being taken away from me piece by piece as I withered in pain. It felt like a cruel joke. I didn’t realize that even more was about to be stripped from me. We’ll get to that in just a minute…

I’ve pretty much been in bed or resting since then; getting well, gaining back the weight, and celebrating as my hair grows in. What I haven’t been doing is getting it on. Truth be told, I wasn’t getting it on even before this happened! Bad break up with boyfriend, blah, blah, blah. At this point I feel like my vagina has closed up shop. It’s teeny tiny and tight like a steel trap. I don’t think I could get a ballpoint pen in there if I tried. Well, maybe a ball point. Or a Sharpie. But definitely not a Super tampon. Add Menopause to the mix and my nether region is a natural disaster with the climate of the Sahara desert.

Please join me as I chronicle my adventures and figure out this sad, little situation. Please cheer me along as I investigate options to keeping everything down below fit and fabulous. I’ll talk with nutritionists, doctors, sex therapists, natural practitioners, along with some other fun and interesting folks. Please send me some feedback or advice as I re-enter the dating world. I want to hear what you have to say! I’m open to all of it. You can also find me on Facebook and Twitter – see below – where we can continue the conversation or start new ones.

I hope by sharing my story I will encourage other women to keep on using their vaginas or to get back on the horse along with me. Remember, if you don’t use it, you lose it and that would be terrible. Trust me. Giddy up!

5 thoughts on “Thanks for stopping by

  1. I love your attitude. You mirror the understanding: “If you fight reality, you lose 100% of the time” Byron Katie. The antithesis of your name is an old joke. Mrs. Jones is lying on the examination table with her feet in the stirrups waiting for her gynecologist. He arrives, looks between her legs and says, “Mrs. Jones you have the biggest vagina I have ever seen. You have the biggest vagina I have ever seen.” “You didn’t need to say that twice, Doctor.” “I didn’t.” he said.

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  2. Pingback: Teenie Weenies – The Smallest Penis Contest | The V Word

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